The most disappointing thing about Weinergate is the dick pic that Anthony Weiner may or may not have posted to Twitter. That thing was sad! But we're here to show you—er, explain—how it's done.
The photo of Weiner's wiener (or what we assume is his penis) was pathetic. It isn't even a true dong shot, it's a picture of his half-hard penis in his underwear. Snoozeville. And remember the disappointing dong shot that thoroughly embarrassed Brett Favre? Men—especially the ones who are famous—need to realize that when they take pictures of your fifth appendage and send it out to someone else, it will eventually be judged by millions of other people. Before you get out your cell phone, please follow our advice. A dong shot is no laughing matter. After all, it's your balls that are on the line.